Never forgetting your original mission from when you first left your apartment that morning, you strut to McCheesy's a battle-hardened warrior. You've risen above hardship; you've bested the elements; you've conquered your fears. You've even been on a date with a girl. Now it's time for your reward: a buck fifty fast food cheeseburger. A little rich for your blood, but you're a hero. You deserve the very best.
The cashier looks at you funny. "Cheese is an extra 50 cents."
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