While today may have been the best day of your life, it hasn't changed you. You're still the same old shut-in loner who prefers solitude to communication. Your legs are on fire, though, so all this pointless exposition can wait until you sit down and rest.
You walk over to an empty bench where you can't see the blonde and plop down hard. Your knee pops in the process, and you heard a thud. Looking down, Clarence glares up at you in his derpy little way, and you notice a cartoonish welt on the side of his head.
Oh yeah, you've got a fish. So maybe you aren't the same shut-in loner anymore. You have a pet now. Companies have rebranded with less; maybe its time you do the same.
>> Reinvent yourself?