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Extra Cripsy Ending!

Unable to hold yourself up any longer, you let go and fall down to the floor, which is apparently real burning hot magma even though it looks so fake. I guess looks really are deceiving, and we should really learn to appreciate low-budget and dated movies more.

As you come into contact with the burning hot magma, you burst into flames almost immediately, and you sink down as if in quicksand. You make sure that your dying words are "something cool" so you can troll people in the afterlife.

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