You rush to take a shower in fifteen minutes, but it'll be a Herculean feat since you usually take upwards of twenty to thirty minute showers.
After washing your hair, the water pouring down you turns red. Blood red. You shudder as some of it snakes its way into your mouth.
Wait a minute. That isn't blood; it's ketchup.
Looking up above you, there's a burger perched atop the showerhead, ketchup running down into the sprinkling water.
It growls at you. "Human...prepare to die!"
The burger pounces down on you, knocking you off your feet. After a few seconds of struggling, all grows silent save the running water. It's deafening. After a few minutes, there's a knock at the door; Heather.
The bathroom door creaks open, and the carpet squishes as weight is pressed upon it. As the front door is opened, Heather shrieks as the burger lunges at her from across the threshold, throwing her backwards and over the railing of the second floor. There's a loud smack accompanied by a splat, and a splatter of red circles around Heather's head on the concrete.
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The takeaway here is that you shouldn't try to accomplish things in the final available moments, especially when it comes to important things (like final projects for class).
>> Learn your lesson?