Electing to see the comedy, you and Heather get tickets to Wily Toots. Upon the arriving the theater, the two of you sit in the very back row. According to fan fiction (which you're admittedly ashamed of reading), this is the place where all that romance stuff happens.
After a while, the movie starts, and it starts with a loner stepping outside for the first time ever. When the title appears, you realize that you're in the wrong theater. This isn't Wily Toots. This is some weird low budget crap called Who Barfed in the Fishbowl.
You ask Heather if you should go find the right theater, but there're tears in her eyes she's laughing so hard. You turn to the screen, and a guy falls down a flight of icy stairs. A young woman rushes up to him, and he kind of flips out.
Everyone in the theater is roaring with laughter, but something seems wrong with this. You're reminded of yourself as you watch the awkward loser wander an aquarium with a beautiful girl way out of his league.
Is your life nothing more than a comedy to others? You thought things were finally taking a turn for the better, but apparently everyone else thinks it's just a big joke.
You jump up and run away, not even looking back to see if Heather's following you.
>> Call Saul?