You put the seat back down due to your volatile bowels leaving you little time to check for whether or not the seat's down when the time comes, strip down, and climb in the shower. Taking off your clothes is a vital step in the process because it would be inconvenient to bathing if they were still on (just in case you were wondering why I mentioned that. Gotta teach the kiddies somehow).
All squeaky clean, you put on some fresh clothes and go to fix yourself some dinner.
You aren't exactly sure how or when, but somehow you fell asleep on the couch and now it's 4:30 in the afternoon. You slept all day! You hurry to your phone, and a hot dog slides off your chest onto the carpeted floor. You quickly pick it up and throw it down the hatch. 10 second rule, right?
When you check your phone, a text from Heather says:
Meet me outside at 6:00 ;)
Winky face means flirty, right?
Wait, it's 4:30! Only an hour and a half until your date! You look over at Clarence, who's eyeing you from the counter. Better not forget him so Heather's fish isn't lonely.
There's that smell again. Dangit, you forgot to take a shower last night. You rush to the bathroom, but nature calls. After desecrating your porcelain throne, you check your phone for the time. 5:45!
You're right on time. But should you get dressed or brush your teeth first? If you drop toothpaste on your shirt, you'll have to change, and I don't know if the developer would give you that kind of agency where you can make such inconsequential decisions and such.
>> Get dressed?