You hurry to the kitchen and scour the refridgerator for something to quell the rumling in your tummy. You find a pack of hot dogs and some cheese. Taking them both, you devour seven hot dogs, four of which had buns (you kind of ran out halfway through), alongside an entire bag of chips. You haven't eaten that much in one sitting in a long time. You really did exert yourself today.
You aren't exactly sure how or when, but somehow you fell asleep on the couch and now it's 4:30 in the afternoon. You slept all day! You hurry to your phone, where a text from Heather says:
Meet me outside at 6:00 ;)
Winky face means flirty, right?
Wait, it's 4:30! Only an hour and a half until your date! You look over at Clarence, who's eyeing you from the counter. Better not forget him so Heather's fish isn't lonely.
There's that smell again. Dangit, you forgot to take a shower last night. You rush to the bathroom, but nature calls. After desecrating your porcelain throne, you check your phone for the time. 5:45!
Can you take a shower in fifteen minutes when it usually takes you 30? Or should you just overapply deodorant and hope she doesn't notice? The clock's ticking, and you can't risk being late. What if she realizes how much of a loser you are and leaves without you?
>> Get dressed?